If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
JackAethelbeornyC
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Basket
!
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
KirklyStantonYv
"Honey," said Mrs.
Beldon to her
husband,
"Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."
"Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon.
"Let him walk to
school like I did."
JoelCarmeloFk
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!
HarperJussiHm
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it
back,' Sam said.
DelanoTohopkayo
Why did the blonde run out of
shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
CadarnDolphusJK
The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyway.
IshmaelBronedC
How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
BerwynBlathmarn
What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !
DannielGaronrj
Customer: What is this fly
doing in my
alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
GallgaidhealBehellaghBI